A Sea Otter
By: Jehangir Saleh
Written: January 21, 2004

A sea otter, a mallard duck and a fat African elephant decided they would have a picnic by the lake. The elephant was following the otter, who was following the duck, who was doing a good job of pretending to know where they were going.
“I am so glad to have found such good friends”, said the duck. “Not only are we smart, but we are also very good looking”.
Today was the elephants birthday.